What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 23:48

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Goldfinger
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-”Ah so!”
Dr No
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why cant I stop thinking about counsellor between sessions?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Moonraker
You Only Live Twice
Diamonds Are Forever
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why am I not getting any atheists to debate with? Are they scared?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Do many women shave their vaginas?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
-J W Pepper
Live and Let Die
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From Russia With Love
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”She is very sexyful!”